The Anne Hathaway upskirt incident that just happened literally yesterday on December 13, 2012 is breaking all headlines. Nations on the brink of war or villagers suffering from famine be damned, because Anne Hathaway has flashed a millisecond view of her natural, unshaven vagina and someone miraculously got a photo of it. Despite the fact that the actress says the "wardrobe malfunction" has made her "sad," we beg to differ.
First of all, everyone has a choice to make each time we go out: to wear or to wear underwear. Anne made the clear decision not to wear underwear beneath her dress, knowing full well that she would at some point in the evening exit a car and run the risk of flashing her muff. So what happened? The most risque outcome, of course. And Anne's playing it off like a tragic accident, as though she was the victim of some greedy paparazzi photog looking to seize every single possible opportunity to turn the flash of his camera bulb into a huge cash payday. Something doesn't smell right about this little incident.
If you examine Anne's reaction to this incident and look closely at the image of her pussy, this all sounds as staged as a Broadway musical. Despite the fact that Anne Hathaway is already an established "A-List" Hollywood actress, there's plenty of reasons she'd want to deliberately cause controversy by flashing her private lady parts. For starters, this creates increased press and public attention on her current film, Les Misérables. Secondly, Anne has had a "naughty" run so far on the big screen: she's been topless in at least 2 full-on sex scenes that we know of, and there's probably more in the works.
After careful analysis, our conclusion is that Anne Hathaway's muff reveal happened because she wanted it to happen. It was a genius marketing ploy to create controversy and shine the spotlight on her newest film. Because seriously, why else would anyone really care about some boring movie's premiere without the thrill of seeing the coveted nether regions of a demure, world-renown actress with a bourgeoisie last name?
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