State of the Nipple 2013: an Irreverent Update


Kudos and congrats to all who survived 2012 and made it safely into the new year. Yes, it's 2013, and we thought it apropos to give you an irreverent update on the State of the Nipple:
  • United States of America: as of today, January 4th, 2013, the female areola and nipple are still banned from being displayed on mainstream media outlets such as television and radio. However, full frontal nudity is allowed in widely released films if they are marked with the 'R' or NC-17 ratings. As one of the largest producers and consumers of porn, the USA is still holding on to its puritanical past by staying snobbish about bare tits. Several legal decisions involving Girls Gone Wild has helped make it more socially acceptable and legal for women to show their bare nipples in public, but public nudity is still either illegal or a taboo in most states. We hold our breath, cross our fingers, and do other things with more sensitive appendages to await the day when America as country and government finally lightens the fuck up.
  • Canada: the "land of the free" is bordered by a more badass society called Canada, a nation grounded from the blood, sweat and toil of woodsmen, Brits, Frenchies and the Dutch. Due to European influences, Canada is more lax about the female body: Canadian courts have consistently upheld the right for women to be topless in public, as these acts are neither sexual or "indecent" under s.173 of the Criminal Code. If it were physically and fiscally possible to high five an entire country and a section of their legal code, we would give them several palm slaps and offer to buy a round of drinks for all Canucks.
  • Great Britain: the Brits have relaxed ever since they stopped ruling the open seas and obsessing over their sprawling empire. Nowadays, you can bath nude on beaches. Public nudity in metropolitan areas, however, is still restricted by local laws.
  • The Internet: this global network we call the world wide web has grown up over the years, but the same cannot be said for "holier than thou" sites such as YouTube and Blogger, which have restrictions on the showing of bare female breasts. YouTube allows nipples and naked tits in videos that have "educational" value, but are more strict on whether a video is "artistic" in its display of topless women. Blogger allows nudity, but only after you click on an "agree" button to get passed an interstitial warning. If you're looking for videos of naked girls doing more than just softcore GGW stuff, check out dailymotion, pornhub, and other porno-friendly tube sites. You can also get extremely high quality photos of naked girls on tumblr. We definitely recommend the official GGW tumblr for free pics of sexy topless girls. 
Remember: if women aren't allowed to be walk around topless, then the terrorists have won, and we might as well be living in the United States of Arabia.

Signing off, here's a collection of sexy young hot girls who want to go topless in public, but aren't allowed to because of overly strict laws:










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Katy Perry is a Naughty Girl

Katy Perry is a naughty girl who likes to tease men and lesbians around the world with her awesome cleavage, her ridiculously perky butt and all-around hot body. She's got it all: the voice, the bubbly personality, and the quintessential sex appeal that arguably trumps Britney, Christina, and Jennifer Lopez. The true beauty of Katy is in the duality she posses, the divide between naughty and nice that she so skillfully straddles. On the one hand, she's the daughter of a church official, a preacher. And on the other, she sings songs that tantalize the mind about sexual freedom and youthful abandon. Her party side is evident in her songs, but she is always a demure lady in public. Here's a recent picture of Katy showing her naughtier side:

Katy Perry has a wild side.
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Is Alexia Fast the Best Esquire Elf Girl?

By now, anyone who has seen Tom Cruise's new movie Jack Reacher will agree with one fact: Alexia Fast is damn sexy. And she's only 20 years old. This Canadian actress played a supporting role as a snooty party girl who craves attention. Alexia arguably stole all the scenes she was in, so if you haven't seen the movie yet we highly recommend you put it on your to-watch list.

Film appreciation aside, let's talk about how ridiculously hot Alexia is; or better yet, we can just show you. Here she is as this year's Esquire helper elf girl:





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The SEXIEST Amateur Asian Girl Stripper. Ever.



Look, you have trust me on this one: the girl in this video is the sexiest stripper I have ever seen. And I've been to a lot of strip clubs in my time. It's incredibly rare to see a girl with this perfect smile and fun attitude. Now, if you're not in the mood to see a girl in a bikini dancing, or if you're just not into Asian girls at the moment, that's okay. You don't have to watch the entire video, just check out the first few seconds and see if you're entertained. You know it's safe because it's a YouTube clip, and no, we have no vested interested in having you see it. It's really just for your own good. You need to see this sexy girl do her strip tease. It is beautiful in so many ways. Enjoy, and yes, you're welcome.

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Kim Kardashian Gone Wild! [ Real Upskirt Photo ]



Kim Kardashian upskirt photos are rare and hard to find, but we found one that is quite clear. She's wearing panties, unfortunately, but it's still quite a nice view. Kim's looking elegant as always in the photo, as she lounges in a stylish black dress with cut off arms and matching black pumps. Her looped earrings complement her bracelets. Everything about her outfit matches, aside from the white panties she reveals as she sits without crossing her legs. Those photog cameras are getting so high tech nowadays that they can snap an upskirt photo within the millisecond window when an actress crosses her legs. Good job, paparazzi!

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Jessica Harbour on The Search for the Hottest Girl in America




Jessica Harbour is the type of girl you'd want to take home to mom and dad. She's the kind of heavenly angel that reaffirms your faith in humanity, perhaps even God. This blonde haired blue eyed beauty says she's "sweet, fun and loyal". Her biggest goal is to travel the world and see exotic places like Thailand and Machu Picchu. Originally from San Diego, Jessica traveled to Hollywood to be a contestant on the GGW produced show called The Search for the Hottest Girl in America. Take a look at the show page to catch some episodes, they're only 5-7 minutes long! We have 2 more photos of Jessica to share, but we're holding out on you, so you'll have to just visit our blogger again for new updates! We promise we'll keep this blog updated with only the most beautiful girls.


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New Taylor Swift Nip Slip

Taylor Swift's nipple has been a closely guarded spot, like Ft. Knox or a secret CIA bunker meant to store the president of the United States under emergency situations. To maintain her demure public image, Taylor's been careful with her nipples, keeping them from accidental public reveal. Her celebrity nipples are like the Loch Ness or Big Foot: only grainy photos of dubious authenticity exist. That has been true, until now, because one crafty photographer was able to combine a height advantage and perfect angle to capture the rare sight of Taylor Swift's dainty little nipple. Without further ado, we present you with the most highly anticipated nip slip ever:



Image Source: Egotastic.com

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Meet Petra Cross, a Sexy Google Software Engineer





Now that Marissa Mayer has left Google, there's a new attractive software engineer to turn our attention on. Meet Petra Cross, an unconventionally beautiful woman who works on the Gmail team somewhere in the deep labyrinthine headquarters known as Googleplex. Originally from Slovakia, Petra has an elegant, stately presence that can never be replicated or reproduced. Her unique looks aren't perfect, but that's what makes her appealing. She's a departure from the plastic, run of the mill "hot girls" who are photocopies of each other and the celebrities they worship. Take a glance at Petra and you'll see she is a strong, independent woman who has achieved a rare level of success in the world as an engineer at arguably the most famous and strongest internet company thus far. To top it off, she has a royal sense of style, and enjoys other hobbies such as cooking and photography. Good job, Petra, looking damn good! See more pictures of Petra at her official website, PetraCross.com.







Image credit: PetraCross.com

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Anne Hathaway Upskirt! Anne Hathaway Goes Wild!



The Anne Hathaway upskirt incident that just happened literally yesterday on December 13, 2012 is breaking all headlines. Nations on the brink of war or villagers suffering from famine be damned, because Anne Hathaway has flashed a millisecond view of her natural, unshaven vagina and someone miraculously got a photo of it. Despite the fact that the actress says the "wardrobe malfunction" has made her "sad," we beg to differ.

First of all, everyone has a choice to make each time we go out: to wear or to wear underwear. Anne made the clear decision not to wear underwear beneath her dress, knowing full well that she would at some point in the evening exit a car and run the risk of flashing her muff. So what happened? The most risque outcome, of course. And Anne's playing it off like a tragic accident, as though she was the victim of some greedy paparazzi photog looking to seize every single possible opportunity to turn the flash of his camera bulb into a huge cash payday. Something doesn't smell right about this little incident.

If you examine Anne's reaction to this incident and look closely at the image of her pussy, this all sounds as staged as a Broadway musical. Despite the fact that Anne Hathaway is already an established "A-List" Hollywood actress, there's plenty of reasons she'd want to deliberately cause controversy by flashing her private lady parts. For starters, this creates increased press and public attention on her current film, Les Misérables. Secondly, Anne has had a "naughty" run so far on the big screen: she's been topless in at least 2 full-on sex scenes that we know of, and there's probably more in the works.

After careful analysis, our conclusion is that Anne Hathaway's muff reveal happened because she wanted it to happen. It was a genius marketing ploy to create controversy and shine the spotlight on her newest film. Because seriously, why else would anyone really care about some boring movie's premiere without the thrill of seeing the coveted nether regions of a demure, world-renown actress with a bourgeoisie last name?




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